> var joel_christner_dot_com = 'Welcome to my home on the Internet';
  undefined

> console.log(about_me);
  distributed systems lover, full stack developer, entrepreneur, brazilian jiu-jitsu coach, and fitness enthusiast

> console.log(focus_areas);
  payments, data center, cloud, infrastructure, messaging, storage, information storage and retrieval

> console.log(fluency);
  ["C/C#/ObjC/Java/JS/Ruby/Python/PHP", "REST/SOAP/XML/JSON", "HTML/CSS", "SQL", "TCP/IP"]

> console.log(where_to_find_me);
  ["amazon", "linkedin", "facebook", "twitter", "github", "nuget"]

> bye
  "carpe diem"