> var joel_christner_dot_com = 'Welcome to my home on the Internet';
undefined
> console.log(about_me);
distributed systems lover, full stack developer, entrepreneur, and fitness enthusiast
> console.log(focus_areas);
payments, data center, cloud, infrastructure, messaging, storage, information storage and retrieval
> console.log(fluency);
["C/C#/ObjC/Java/JS/Ruby/Python/PHP", "REST/SOAP/XML/JSON", "HTML/CSS", "SQL", "TCP/IP"]
> console.log(where_to_find_me);
["ignition foundation 501(c)(3)",
"bigq",
"amazon",
"linkedin",
"facebook",
"twitter",
"github",
"nuget",
"blog"]
> console.log(current_projects);
["bigq",
"kvpbase",
"elite grappling"]
> bye
"carpe diem"